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27th April 2006

4:29pm: 6 Weird Things About Evil
Evil says there is nothing weird about her so she's making me do this.

The joke's on her. LOL.


The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their comments and tell them to read yours....

1. She refuses to have sex with me even though we're both fixed.

2. Then, when another hot female comes around she gets all agitated if I take notice.

3. She brings 'prey' up from the basement to the upstairs landing at 2AM. Then she begs for approval of her prowess. It's pretty funny really because she brings up stuff like giant rubberbands and gloves and stuff and then makes monkey sister get up to admire them.

4. She doesn't like to be picked up, even by Mama.

5. She's always eating and hardly ever brings it back up.

6. She's not very good at washing her butt.


I'm not tagging anybody cuz I don't know how to make the little monkey heads show.

-- B
Current Mood: amused

2nd March 2006

4:38pm: Inuyasha Fics
[info]nelson_banaba friended me, I don't know why. Because I am as sweet natured as I am beautiful I friended her back.

So, in a recent post Nelson, what kind of a silly name is that, linked to an Inuyasha story starring Buyo. Now Inuyasha isn't one of my favorite shows. I like Naruto and Bleach better because they have better music. But Buyo is definitely my favorite character, though the story has way too many dogs, so you should read His & Theirs because I said so.

Also, you should read about my adventures with Buyo in [info]we_do_badfic. These are the ones I wrote:
http://community.livejournal.com/we_do_badfic/6055.html
http://community.livejournal.com/we_do_badfic/12705.html

They're very good even if BooHoo Kitty says not! He's just jealous.

- E -

18th February 2006

10:40pm: If there is a cat (or cats) on your Friends List who makes your world a better place just because that cat exists and whom you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

-- B

8th February 2006

5:44am: I Wish Mama Would Come Home Soon ...
... 'cause otherwise I will have to kill BooHoo Kitty. He is driving me crazy with his whining.

Monkey!Sister is perfectly happy to cuddle him but, "Oh nos, she doesn't do it right!"

Sheesh. The worst part is he wants me to be affectionate. Me!

- E -
Current Mood: bitchy

5th February 2006

10:22am: It Bodes Ill
Mama's suitcase is in the foyer. That means she is abandoning me for I don't know how long.

I will miss her. Dad is still kind of scary and MD just doesn't cuddle right and neither one will tell me when she'll be back. They just talk there monkey jibber-jabber.

Adding insult to injury, only mama's computer has the Pussy PC thingy so I wont be able to look at kitty pix or Frosty while Mama's gone.

-- Buddha
Current Mood: unloved

25th January 2006

10:25am: Oh Joy, Oh Happiness!!!
I was just looking at the pretty kittens on [info]kittypix. How I love the internet.
Current Mood: enthralled

22nd January 2006

7:50pm: It's Time for Mama to Go to Bed
I keep telling Mama it is time for bed; I need to tuck her in. But she keeps ignoring me and sitting in front of this infernal machine.

Evil won't have sex with me.

I wish we had worms.
Current Mood: pessimistic
3:46pm: My First Post
So, this morning, I was sitting in the crappy chair and Mama was sitting in the good chair. She wandered off and didn't come back so I, naturally took the good chair.

THat damn monkey came back and moved me to the crappy chair. I could have spit but it would have required too much effort.
Current Mood: annoyed
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